The difference Between Tories and Socialists

The difference Between Tories and Socialists

A Tory and a Socialist were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Tory gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Socialist was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the WINZ office. He then reached into the Torie's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Tories and Socialists.